Not so long post

I'm a bad blogger.

First few years I started blogging, the average post per year was 70+. Now, few days left to the new year, I've only written like, 40 posts? Bad bad.

Oh well, I'd rather not write than plagiat. And make a total fool out of my readers. Hardihar-har.
In case you have been hiding under your desk, there's a blog exposing those plagiarizing bloggers out there. It's like the new gossip girl. Its a daily sinful treat!

(I really don't get it. This is like, worse then memplagiat assignment universiti. I write in my blog cos I feel like it and I want to. If I'm not up to it, I abandon it for a while. I don't feel pressured to write or whatever. In uni, you had the pressure to finish your assignment because you're too overwhelmed with sheer laziness thus you feel the need to plagiarize. You plagiarize assignments because you wanted that degree. You plagiarise blog entries because....???? I mean, do you really have to blog to impress and feel accepted? Do you want to fit in that bad? Are you so lost socially that you need to pretend virtually?)

It's the third month at the new job. I like it. So far. Even so, during the first month i saw more hotel rooms than I saw my own workstation. Then it slowed down a bit. Then it picked up and now it's madness again. And this weekend I'm working. Saturday and Sunday.

The only reason of my willingness is the holiday we have up our sleeve. Next week baybeh, next week. I can't wait. Seems eons ago since the last trip. We're going somewhere we've never been before! Finally. I'm emptying my not-so-deep pockets then I'm gonna empty his.

Okay. Am going out now. See if the prosperity burger is good as it was before. And, no. I'm not having the double. Gile ke? Thats Lucillus's style, not me. Heh.

Deedumdeedum..

i am back

moving to a new home takes too much time, too much energy.

im staying here.

screw you stalker. i hate you.

i am itching to write one freaking long post.

Stalker v2.0

If you've been reading me long enough, you know that this is my second blog link after the first one was abandoned due to stalker issues.

Am reluctant to post anything as yet. Pouring my feelings or even a fraction of it while having some creepy stalker devouring every detail is not very appealing.

Crazy.
Stalker.
Freak.

Some men should really get a life. I might move. Will update. As you can see all the links down the side have been deleted. Wouldn't want Stalkerman stalking any of you to get links or what not.

Freak.

Futher Wasting Time

I owe this to the bride-to-be. Long overdue.

13 random things you love: [in no particular order]

Can I skip this? I think I already answered this sometime back.

12 movies you like: [in no particular order]

This one too. I just did this.

11 bands/artists: [in no particular order]

1. Zaiton Sameon
2. Ramlah Ram
3. Rohana Jalil
4. Mawi
5. Siti Nurhaliza
6. Norkumalasari
7. U2
8. Coldplay
9. Jack Johnson
10. Robbie Williams
11. Marvin Gaye

10 things about you physically & personality wise:

1. very straight hair
2. hairless body
3. sparse eyebrows
4. small eyes/slit eyed
5. ugly toes
6. reserved with strangers
7. dripping with sarcasm
8. dry
9. blunt
10. sharp

9 songs for your wedding: [in no particular wedding]

There was just one song that played during the wedding : ‘Kaulah segalanya’ – by Hazarul Nizam. Very beautiful.

8 fav drinks/food: [in no particular order]

1. beef rissole
2. bbq beef ribs
3. lamb chop
4. lamb anything
5. gulai telur itik
6. ikan sembilang bakar
7. asam pedas tetel - holy crap sedapnye!
8. nasi kerabu

7 things you always wear:

1. sunglasses
2. make-up
3. mascara
4. wedding ring
5. wedding present ring
6. wedding present pearl & white gold necklace
7. my heart on my sleeve

6 pet peeves: [in no particular order]

Haih..do already la this one.

5 things you touch everyday: [in no particular order]

1. the toilet bowl
2. my face
3. the sink
4. my badly-needs-to-be-cleaned car
5. D

4 shows you watch: [in no particular order]

1. Dirty Sexy Money.
2. The L Word – Bloody hell. Gile kurang pahala puasa aku.
3. News. Must watch news.
4. Brothers & Sisters.

3 celebrities:

1. Nicole Richie – Painfully beautiful
2. Angelina Jolie – Breathtakingly gorgeous
3. Josh Hartnet. He is super hot. Super-super hot. That final scene in Wicker Park when he's wearing that black coat and he pulls his bag over his head while he's walking towards the girl- sheesh, that scene makes my heart flip all the time. ALL THE TIME!

2 current wishes:

1. Spend more and more time with my family.
2. Bigger hair/Smaller chest/Skinny arms/Flawless skin/Sharper nose/Bigger eyes.

1 person you could spend the rest of your life with:

Sometimes it’s Mummy then when she becomes bitchy it’s Papa. Then when he starts to annoy me, I think it’s Mummy again. It’s repetitive cycle. Either ways, I’d love to have them in my life forever and ever. (D is default. A must-have.)

tagging:

1. Lucillus – I can’t wait for the shit he comes up with.
2. Roxy – So that she updates.
3. Irna – Work is to waste time, dear.

Seeking something new

Ketupat pulut di atas para,
Hendak direbus di tepi perigi,
SMS dihantar pengganti kad raya,
Tanda ingatan di Aidilfitri.

Okay. That pantun above have been circulating ever since people started sending out raya wishes via sms. Like what year was it ? 2000? 2001? 2002? I strongly suggest you people guilty of recycling that pantun too death to look for something else next year. Please? Thanks.

Anyways, i'm not in the mood to talk about raya, so we'll talk about damages post raya.

1#
MKZ: got asked the same question again and again
SMS: BOSAN KAN
SMS: and if thats not enuf
SMS: bile dah kawin
SMS: nanti ade soklan
SMS: bile nak berisi?
MKZ: u jawablah "sentiasa berisi"
MKZ: i kalau org tanya bila nak mkn pulut, i jwb "bila-bila boleh mkn"
MKZ: kalau org tanya bila nak mkn nasi minyak, i jwb "cholestrol tinggi"
SMS: hahahahahaha

2#
My sister02 was rolling around on the couch with me after arriving back from kampung. We were talking. Talking about makcik this and makcik that. Being makciks ourselves la basically.

Then she asked me;

S02: Kenapa org sibuk2 nak tanye kita bila nak kawin la..apela..inilaa..itulaa..?
SMS: Ntah. Memang dasar makcik kot.
S02: I mean, kenapa kena tanya kat kita kan? Saya pelik nape tak tanye kat Auntie M atau Auntie Y?
(Auntie M is successful, slim and 40-something. Auntie Y is successful, slimmer and 40 something)
SMS: Hmm.. tu la kan. Diorang lagi layak kawin. Duit banyak. Dah stable. Saya pun tak suke orang tanye2 bile nak ade baby. Hish.
S02: Tu la die. Asal tak tanye kat Auntie N ke..Auntie L ke kan?
(Auntie N has been married for over ten year and her husband is up for Datukship. They have no kids. Auntie L has been married for over ten years and still no kids)
SMS: Tu la citernye. Diorang tu apasal pulak tak ditanya ye? Ini saya yang kawin baru setahun ni pulak kena query. Chait!

3#
Colleague : Lain kali cakap je, okay makcik saya nak balik dulu ni. nak buat anak!!

4#
Old joke as told by Lucillus that I always think about in moments like these.

I used to hate weddings being single. All the old elder aunties would poke me and say, "you're next."

They soon stopped when I started saying the same to them at funerals.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Makciks or non-makciks alike.
This blog is where is rant. If my writings offended you in anyway, I deeply apologize. At this moment in time, I feel no resentment so it's safe to say that the things I wrote were just spur of the moment and non-intentional. It's all forgiven and forgotten. Do the same for me?