girlie girls

yesterday we were at starbucks alamanda (not with D, i do have other friends!). thanks to you for that pricey drink. told you im not much of a coffee drinker but its okay cos i know for one that food is the last thing on your mind right now :(.

and what is it about their coffee sizes? they come in tall, grande, veni, vedi, vincci and what not. i always thought that tall was the maximum size, i wouldnt wanna order a tall drink, but that seem to be the smallest size.

'umm what size ma'am?'
'err..small?

he just smiled and keyed in my request. i think he's use to morons like me. when did drinks stop being small, regular and large anyway?. see how easy 7-11 operates with the drink sizes?

whatever

anyways, when old girlfriends get together what is there to expect - bagi pahala kat orang la..gossip sessions! hehe. amazed by the people around us and how much they have changed and even more amazed by people who refuse to change and still living in denial. (we are probably among them anyways, haha)

there was this dude and his chick sitting across us, with the tall hot drink, started to switch on his laptop (meaning he's going to ignore her ke?) and then suddenly in a split second the gf spilled the entire content of her hot drink on his keyboard. damn, that sucks!

he turned the thing upside down (the laptop, not his gf) and coffee started to gush out. N and me were speechless. Then she said ' gosh, i hope they're married or something'.

which got me thinking if they were, he probably call it quits cos judging from the price of laptops nowadays, its probably cheaper to marry another chick than to buy a new laptop. and if they were dating, another gf would be easier still.

wonder what happens to gfs who wreck their bf's cars? heh. i mean, i broke the door handle of D's car and spilled a couple of stuff, but he's still cool about it. so far-lah. :)

anyways..D called midway of my conversation with N and started to moan about work and stuff when i cut him in,

'babe, ade pompuan kat sini jatuhkan air kopi kat laptop bf die'
'FARKKK.. OOO..FARK..tell her i said FARRKKK!!'
'hee. crazyla you'
'listen im going for a massage later on, just wanted to tell you that'
'whatever. im in the middle of a conversation right now'
'later'

judging from his response, i dont think i wanna ruin anything that i cant pay back with my financial situation.

By the way, N..actually while you were on the phone with a friend talking about the Akademi Fantasia auditions :P, there was this Bangla guy behind the tiang where unlucky dude plugged his laptop, staring at me.

He just was looking at me for the longest time, kinda creepy and scary. I looked away and looked at him again, he was still there. I dont know why but Bangla guys seem to find me fascinating. (i wouldnt wanna say attractive cos i dont really know why they stare)

Maybe if i move to Bangladesh, i'll be the hottest chick around. Maybe la kan? Should i try my luck? They are perfect gentlemen after all, always trying to wash your car windows which D never offers. Jangan marah babe!

Oh, there is a little secret which guys probably dont know is when girls go out together, they always forget where they park! stupid stupid girls! usually i depend on D. my navigational skills are probably like -12/100.

yesterday, we got lost. if you've been to alamanda, you know how small the parking lots are. and still two cluesless girls got lost. we were panicking from one floor to another. in moments of emergency, elevators are ignored and we were running up and down stairs like headless chickens.

then she turned looking very pale indeed asking me

'i locked my car right? '
'yes. im pretty sure you did'
takes a deep breath.
'okay. we shall not panic yet'
'ok'

then we did that marathon thing up the stairs all over again. and we found it just sitting there. (btw that car is freaking new. she got it like only a few days back, so u can imagine)

anyways. i got my girlie girl chat and D got his massage.
a good day that was.

best?

selepas dipaksa sekian lama dan segala macam alasan aku kasik kat s, barula aku ada masa nak buat banner blog nih utk dia. dia siap marah aku boleh buat utk blog orang lain tapi dia punya tak cantik mana... beres.

sebenarnya bukan apa... aku tgh buat design, dia tgk spoof movie, boleh tak? satu design nih mau makan dua malam tau tak sayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang...

tapi sayang punya buat jugak la. :P

dipersembahkan upacara perasmian banner baru untuk blog ini (tepuk pengakap sikit)!

abso-ferking-lutely

Today was looking to be very boring indeed, so i decided that i'd brave the afternoon traffic to hit the town looking for something interesting.

duh! since when did our city have anything remotely interesting to do? fergive me for having that thought.

so. movies was the best thing to do after deciding to go to that mall that i dont really like anyway, adjacent to D's torture chamber cum workplace.

DATE MOVIE. damn, that movie was frigging hilarious!! i think my IQ level has sunk so low,that the only thing i find entertaining are reality shows and spoof movies. im sorry, but really, it was hilarious!!!

a spoof of meet the fockers, sweet home alabama, hitch, pretty woman, my bestfriend's wedding, legally blonde, my big fat greek wedding, the bachelor, mr and mrs smith, along came polly, lord of the rings(!), and maybe a few other which i didnt catch cos i probably didnt watch the movie or was too dense to catch on. haha.

that dress Julia wore in Pretty Woman,remember?

anyways, my question is why do(does?) spoof movies, apart from being funny almost always are disgusting? like, really disgusting. im talking stuff like french kissing a cat, yellow pimples the size of your nose, fat liquid being pumped out of the ass then being drinked again, swallowing great balls of chest hair and all those shitty stuff. or am i sick and twisted?

anyways, i didnt know the sale was on. my kid sister wanted to go mph, and i wanted to go to the ladies, so i told her to 'wait there until i comeback, dont you dare go anywhere'.

wishful thinking. i forgot all about the toilet,when i passed by that (not vincci,btw) shoe store with all the sale stuff going on. i started freaking out cos i so fucking love shoes!! tried on about half a dozen before deciding on two pairs of kick-ass wedges. i sooooo have a love affair with wedges!*swoon*

then only i remembered her! yeah, she was borderline of being pissed but then sape suruh ikut? :P

met D outside his office during his nicotine-fix break. suprise, suprise! he loved my new shoes!! he usually thinks my shoes are too loud/too high/too flat/too uncomfortable (oi, pain above fashion any day-how the heck would he know anyway?) but this time his exact words were 'wah! cool shoes. funky nye awak ni..'

im not sure whether the second part of what he said was actually a compliment but yes, i like to think positive :)

anyways, if they really are uncomfortable, i'll just wear them indoors. only the shoes.

mind out of the gutter- have a fab weekend!

hanya suatu keinginan....

korang tau tak ada satu benda yang paling aku nak sekarang - selain dari duit gaji 5 angka, sebuah kereta convertible dan sebuah rumah di bukit jelutong (eh, bukit jelutong rumah dia cantik ok? ada air well kat tgh2 rumah, rumah ko ada?) - ialah sebuah laptop.

tapi bukan sebarang laptop...

aku nak MacBook Pro.

Sebab apa aku nak sebab processor dia laju macam F1. Oleh kerana dia dah pakai 2.16Ghz Intel Duo Core processor aku rasa aku nak campak jek computer aku nih. Dia punya vga card best gila sebab dia ATI radeon x1600 sampai boleh tampung 256mb. orang lain sumer baru nak pakai 64mb. lepas tuh dia punya monitor 15 inci. lagi besar dari monitor aku pakai kat umah nih.

korang musti tak paham apa aku cakap nih kan? nah korang tgk jela kat sini.

tapi harga dia tak hingat la pulakkan... specs yang paling cikai pun harga dia USD1999, skang ko amik calculator, ko kali 3.8, cuba tgk harga dia dalam RM?

kalau aku ada duit banyak tu pun aku rasa aku guna utk kawen... bila la ntah nak dapat... by the time ada duit pun, aku rasa dah ada yang lagi laju gila babi sampai nak type pun tak payah pakai keyboard, terus guna voice recognition. hehe.

takpelah tak dapat yang tuh aku settle dgn iBook G4 pun ok laa. sapa sayang kat aku angkat tangan?! ada sapa2 terlebih duit tuh kasi kat aku.

takpun la kan... kalau korang sayang kat aku laa... belikan aku iPod Nano... aku nak kaler hitam... skang dia dah kuar 1gb punye... murah jek RM709... pleeeeeeeeeeeaaasse? *wink wink* (mak aku tgk aku buat perangai memang dah kena cili)

beres.

perks

one of the perks of having a bf working in the industry he is right now is the freebies. best tau! cause i hate to buy stuff with my own money and its always nice to receive instead. dont make make that face. i know everybody loves receiving. hell, who likes spending on others?

today i had to drive 45 minutes to send my kid sister for tuition in shah alam. god knows why my mom wants her to go there instead of where we live. its at 6 up to 8 o'clock. what the hell am i gonna do while waiting. its shah alam la wei! boring with a capital B. the only good thing is that my bf lives there. today however, he decides that his workload is massive and he's coming home late, so again he says those words that my mom earlier told me ' pergilah lepak rumah sape2'

SAPE?

i made a brave decision to sleep in the car. engine off cause i dont wanna die of fumes or whatever and even if i dont die i dont think i can afford the petrol just sitting there for two hours.

amazingly, i was actually really tired and dozed off really quickly. around almost 7, D calls..

'where are you babe?'
'kat depan tempat budak ni tuition laa'
'i getting off work right now, i'll meet you at 7-ish?'
'takpayahlaa.. kul 8 pun die dah abis tuition'
'ler..yeker. you sorang je ke tu?'
'aah.and im sleeping. boleh tak kalau you jangan kacau sebab nanti kalau i dah terjaga and i takleh tido balik, i dah tak tau ape nak buat'

and then i hang up.

around 7.15 he knocks on my car window. i look and am thinking did i invite him over cos i clearly cant remember. anyways i open the door without even bothering to put my seat backin upright position.

'hi babe..' he's smiling at me.
'hi' its more of a grunt. im hot,sweaty and just been awoken from sleep. bad.
'em..i ada present untuk you..'
'mane?'
'kejap ye'

he hands me three new cds. by this time im smiling and really am fully awake. and my smile is even wider when i discover one of them is oasis- one of my favourite bands in the world. (the brits are fantastic arent they?)

'yay. thanks'
'tapi saya ada hadiah lagi best'
'naaaakk!'

and he hands me a full size bottle of this perfume ive been wanting for ages. yay. seronok saya.

then i put my seat in upright position and give him a hug.

'bestnye. awak ni baikla'
'sayang saya tak?'
'sayang. sayang banyak sangat sebab awak kasi present'
'eleehh..saya pun nak jugak rasa sayang awak banyak'

erk. taktau ke cinta tak boleh dibeli dgn wang ringgit. what laa this D. so materialistic one.

dont you remember i took you to see final destination 3 last weekend. dont you remember.

you know at rock concerts where people would kill for front row seats?
well, i got us front, front (!) row tickets to watch that movie. its like so close to the screen that you can actually feel the sensation of being on a roller coaster.

*smug* how awesome is that?
so close that D had to tilt his head sideways so he wont strain his neck.

at rock concerts front row people stand. i actually got front row seats. no standing.

*sigh* am i awesome or what?

040300 - 040306

hey, we're six!

eventhough in my previous post (the one on why i dont celebrate valentines) i said that i 'd rather celebrate anniversaries than anything else, its is actually half a lie.

this is because for the past two years, me and D totally, totally, totally forgot our anniversary. how sad is that? and the only time we remembered was like a month after that. cheh!
which is why three days before 040306, D called me to remind me to set the reminder phone so we wouldnt forget again. well, naturally i forgot to set the reminder after the long phone conversation. heh. typically me.

anyways, still very very sick from the flu yet not wanting to miss going out with him yesterday, i was knocking down the doc's door as early as 8am. on a saturday. got another bag of medicine, swallowed the whole lot, put the phone on silence and went to bed.

waking up at 2pm, i felt a lotttttttt better plus my voice was comeback.

I always love meeting up with D. especially when im there and he's walking towards me with that knowing smile, and when i come closer he reaches out and hugs me and those kisses and those compliments - *sigh* that's got to be one of my favourite things about my partner. ive had six - gimme another hundred years i dont mind! :)

D took me for Japanese at Sakae. very uber-chic restaurant. amidst the wasabi, chopsticks and soy sauce on the table, there's actually a mouse (!). yes, a mouse as in the one you use to navigate the computer. and every table gets its own little screen and D ordered our food -can i say online?

According to D the food was really really good but everything was tasteless for this sickly girl and then sadly the food was wasted.. oh, well.

and he got me gifts. and because he bought me jewellery i felt that i should get him some too eventhough a very very much cheaper version. so he picked this long shiny beaded necklace at a flea market and i paid for it. there you go! thats considered a gift right babe? alaa..i know its no match for what you got me and i didnt bother with wrapping the way you did. but at least you know i love you. ;)


well this is a shout-out to my baby of six years..

"thanks babe for being all that you are, there's nobody, nobody that loves me the way you do and there's absolutely nobody that i love the way that i love you..HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to my better half - you complete me."

pause.

im having the worse fever right now. not doing much except for lying in bed with the latest readers digest and a box of tissues. i put my cell on the bed next to me underneath the pillow so i wont have to answer to it. (duh. apparently i forgot that i could put it on silent)

i wakeup every two hours and fall right back to sleep.

the small bundle of medication given by the doctor? not helping. felt much better after consuming RM3.90 Panadol Activfast. does it's job pretty well if you ask me.

please God, let me get well really soon. Im so busy- i dont have time to fall sick.