baby shakes things up a bit on a dull weekend

it all started on a sunday morning when mummy received a call from Auntie S that she had just adopted a newborn baby boy. Mummy was excited and so was i. we drove down to subang jaya to Auntie S 's house to visit her new baby 'come over to my house and dont forget the baby presents ok?'

turns out the baby was an unwanted child of a 23 year-old mom who worked as a cashier in Bangsar Village. Her husband didnt want them to keep the baby since they were low on finances. so she went to this sleazy private clinic in Bangsar and told the doctor her problems. the sleazy doctor told her that she could deliver at his hospital FOC as long as she went home after the delivery and gave up her baby to him. My aunt S received the news and offered to pay for the medical bills and take the baby with her. after taking a look at my aunt, the bloody doctor miraculously raised the bills form 1500 to 3000. whatta cheat!

anyways my aunt S described the place as 'dark, sleazy,dirty and somewhere were people might go to perform illegal abortions'. eww.. scary.

who knew a little baby boy being two days old could stir up a lot of emotions?

1. Aunt S's daughters were bawling their eyes out cos they dont like the idea of a little iban boy being in the family. they called their other sister in brisbane and she called Aunt S to lecture her mom and got another lecture in return. did i mention the youngest daughter is 18? baby-ish if you ask me. grow up please?

2. Aunt A received the call while shopping at MPH. she hung up the phone and started crying. according the her hubby Uncle E, he was suprised when she went behind the bookshelves and started to cry. he thought someone was dead. she told her husband 'its not fair! we tried so hard for a second child and she gets the baby??? that is so unfair! she wasnt even pregnant!! why does she get a new baby when we are the ones who are trying???!!!'

3. Uncle E, Aunt A's hubby is exasperated and tired of trying. according to him, she keeps a fertility clock besides the bed and monitors it closely. when the time is right, she starts pushing him 'sayang, this is a good time! now is a good time! common lets make babies! come-on!' he says its a very taxing process and demanding process. wow.

4. Aunt S is actually confused. she thought adopting was simple. but now its complicated. with the whirr of all the emotions, she doesnt regret but is feeling a little dazed. (is that a good word?) And she's a bit sad that a little baby is causing such a fuss. her reply to Aunt A -'i eat instant food, therefore i get instant baby, ok?

5. Mom is starting to wonder whether it was a wise idea that she gave up the baby that pedestrians found near her office subway. she was playing with the baby till lunch hour when the police came to pick it up.

6. I think i want to kawin because babies are so cute and smell so nice. i think-lar.

btw. baby has yet to be named.


i present to you BABYNONAME. isnt he cute? aww..

obviously nobody was prepared. you can see in the pic. no blanket, no proper pillow. no proper thing to wrap him in. but he's cute. how can anyone NOT fall in love with babies?

being grabbed by the balls

few weeks back when i was faced with a massive workload, D made a promised to me. He said that once the deadlines were over he'd treat me to a nice aromatherapy massage.

so yesterday i made him do just that. i also wanted to see She's The Man Badly so i pestered him into taking me to GSC new wing to see that movie. I just love that place and after going there a few months back to watch Emily Rose, i never wanted to go movie-watching anywhere else. Its fabulous. The seats are plush and you sink right into them. *blissful*

anyways, i didnt get my own way yesterday, when D insisted that if we were gonna watch chic flicks, he'd rather watch Failure To Launch rather than She's the Man (sounds lame la babe..). whatever. the movie is ow-kay if havent seen How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Cause if you have, its pretty much the same thing. faked relationships -they fall in love- yadda- yadda- happy ending. same guy-matthew mcConaughey (WA-Hey! he's a bit yummy though :) )

anyway, after that he took me to that massage parlour somewhere in Hartamas where he always goes alone and i opted for the oil massage since that lady said that Thai massage were for the 'more adventureous'. wondered what she meant by that.

it was so soothing being massaged in a cool, dim-lit room with soft music in the background. i absolutely loved it even though there were painful bits when she poked me here and there (awak banyak angin-la, dik).

oh, yeah did i mentioned that i was required to strip? which explains why after the hour was over, i met with a happy looking D coming out from the next room. so ham-sap! no wonder he likes to come here.

oh. did anyone watch AIM? i missed a major part of it. managed to watch bits at the end, but it seemed pretty dull and boring. was it?

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removing the pebble in my shoe

im glad i got D to change the stuff on my blog. now hopefully, its not accessible to some people i choose to stay away from. hopefully, they actually do stay away. for good.

its that overweight guy with three chins. he has this obsession where he googles my name every other day. if that doesnt do him any good, he googles my e-mail address. what a sad guy. but then again, i forgive his inability to think properly when half of your head is all lemak tepu.

im sorry but i cant stand stalkers. really i cant. especially fat ones. and those who kid themselves into thinking that the other population of the world see through looks cause he has a great personality.

kidding right? reality check: first, you have a terrible personality, you storm in talking cock all the time. second, youre about 100 kgs, so its kinda hard for people NOT to notice.

buzz off. you're the pebble in my shoe. shouldve removed you long long ago. ass-wipe!

im having lunch at LG

im havent been here for quite a while now. thats because im busybusybusybusy doing stuff that was put on hold til the very last minute. typical me, no surprise there.

busy til ive been ignoring A and her baby Adam. im sorry but i know you understand. anyways something unfortunate happen the other day. Adam was having the worst flu. sneeze sneeze sneeze blocked nose runny nose and all that awful stuff. and then he passed on the virus to his mommy. so now mommy's sick and Adam is sick and mommy has to care of one hell of a whinning and cranky toddler.

last weekend, on the way back from somewhere with her hubby and baby, she started sneezing and sneezing and sneezing and she had a SLIPPED DISC!! can you imagine? geez..i feel painful just thinking about it. ive seen grown men get slipped disc and scream of pain. can you imagine A- being 46 kg and all?

well..hubby had no choice but to carry Adam up the stairs and then carry A up the stairs. she was in agonising pain..and she was screaming and screaming. she actually said that having a baby was waaaaayy easier than having a slipped disc.

i mean, really, when was the last time you cried because of extreme pain? (heartbreaks dont count ok?) i honestly cant remember the last time i did.

know what the bad part? hubby has no idea what slipped disc is and bought her some koyok patches. :| i had mummy recomend her to a specialist right away.



i need to go and freshen up or whatever people do when they're hot, sweaty and face all oily and greasy. eww..i disgust myself.