Tuesday, May 17, 2005

no opinions on pure pleasure.

someone asked me today my opinion on premarital sex. got to be kidding me right? ask me on that one and i'll just say as a matter of fact i am unable to form any opinions. really. my mind just goes blank on that one.
what do i say anyway? no, its against my principles. yes, it's good and i highly recommend it to everyone. or better still, it's like, totally against my beliefs. heavy.

me? lets just say i go with the flow. not that the flow is taking me much places these days. im stuck in a rut. so perhaps i'm not the best person to ask. any orgasmic event that has happened recently (believe it or not, they do occur in my life) was probably taking the first lick of gelato. and that felt like last year.

*sigh*

owh. and just out of sheer boredom, i booked 4 tickets to see starwars tomorrow, midnight. not that i'll even think about going. just testing to see if tickets were really that hard to get. beats me why anyone would wanna endure 2 hours of plastic whizzing through the air.

and also because i promised D to watch starwars on starlite cinema with him. well, cant be that bad. at least i can lie down and pretend to concentrate rather than sit upright and have some dude's elbow poking my ribs while my ass gets frozen. (F ckp kalau nak tengok wayang pakai seluar pendek, kena makan banyak2 bak kut teh!)

anybody wants those tickets? (i'm serious, not trying to play a cruel joke on the cult followers)
tell me and i'll give you the booking number.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

freak? well, im not alone

COURTESY OF TARFLIES.COM

The Amazing Race 7's performance was even more impressive for the April 26 broadcast of its tenth episode. Despite being a non-elimination episode, the episode drew 13.27 million viewers, a 8.3/13 rating/share in households, a 6.2/13 rating/share in the Adults 25-54 demographic, a 5.2/12 rating/share in Adults 18-49, and a 4.3/12 rating/share in Adults 18-34 -- figures that represented the best household rating and tever drawn by any episode of franchise's seven editions he second largest audience ever drawn by a regularly scheduled episode. The performance placed The Amazing Race 7's tenth episode 20th among the week's viewership rankings, 11th in the week's Adults 25-54 rankings, and tied for 15th (with Fox's The Simpsons) in the week's Adults 18-49 rankings

Together, the performances mean that The Amazing Race 7 has drawn at least 12.25 million viewers to its last eight broadcasts (dating back to its third episode broadcast) -- the first time that the long-running reality franchise has ever done so.

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official winners of TAR7. yay!

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LOSERS!! common rob, get use to being second.

Friday, May 13, 2005

why did GOD created brothers?

i hate my brother. thats no secret. ask my mom or my dad. or you could ask my better half. why do you think brothers were created? this particular nuisance who lives with me will definitely cut short my life span due to high blood pressure or cancer of the mind.
he's a skinny lad, junkie, talks to me while scratching his crotch, drives my car and forget to fill up, has equally clueless friends (tho some are really cute) and unreliable at all costs.

once, his friends came to stay for the nite, they were up till morning doing bong hits. *shoot* the next morning i found a digital camera on his desk while they were asleep. man! these idiots are vain!!! they were up all nite not only getting high on drugs, they were actually styling their hair and taking pictures. front. back. sideways. smiling. scholarly look. topless. who the hell do they think they are? thank god the other one is a hundred miles away at school. dont think i can handle another one like this.

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pictures of him thinking he looks like Brian from TAR7 and another one i stole from his camera from those make over sessions he has.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

can you make omelettes without breaking the eggs?

is that a real metaphor or did R just made it up? because i havent come across that one before and its kinda cute really. i mean, how often do we actually hear metaphors that we can actually relate too?

i guess thats the equivalent of 'kalau tak pecahkan ruyung mane nak dapat sagu?'

what is that all about? i dont know what a 'ruyung' is and ive never seen 'sagu' inside it either. in fact the only 'sagu' i've seen is those in my bowl. or those they make into that reddish/pinkish kuih that i kinda like but always smells bad after a while.
can everybody start revolutionizing the metaphors? its getting on my nerves that half of the time when i try to sound wise i dont even know what im talking about. or when someone tries to be smart and they have no idea what they 're going on about.

'ada udang di sebalik batu'

truthfully i've been to quite a few beaches and ive never seen a prawn/shrimp behind the rocks. honestly. even in the seafood restaurants they dont bother hiding behind any rocks. the only thing behind those rocks are crabs.
it must've been some fisherman from the east coast who came up with this one. and while he was diving i guess. thank you sir, we will all at one time or another dive and find out what you really meant.

its totally irrelevant anyways. just thought about it while IMing with R, D's colleague.

really, i dont have anything better to do tonite. im so so so pissed actually. ive been following the amazing race 7 from the very first episode and never ever missed an episode ever! (im a reality show freak, yes i know) and tonite is the finale. tonite. i was fidgety all day to get home even though i already knew who won through the internet. and today of all the magnificent days was the day my mom decided to forget to pay the astro bill and today too, astro decided to disconnect us. WTF!!??

*sigh*

come up with a metaphor for that please?

Monday, May 09, 2005

sad song, sad girl

something happened today. made me think of this song. a particular favourite of mine anyway.

This years love had better last
Heaven knows it's high time
I've been waiting on my own, too long
When you hold me like you do
It feels so right, oh now
Start to forget how my heart gets torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Feelin' like I can't go on.
Turnin' circles time again
Cut like a knife,
If you love me got to know for sure
Cuz' it takes something more this time
Then sweet, sweet lies,
Before I open up my arms and fall losing all control
Every dream inside my soul
When you kiss me on that midnight street
Sweep me off my feet
Singin' ain't this life so sweet?
Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Won't you kiss me on that midnight street
Sweep me off my feet
Singin' ain't this life so sweet