Me, Myself and I

I am a mountain I am tall tree I am a swift wind Sweepin the country I am a river Down in the valley I am vision And I can see clearly If anybody ask you who I am Just stand up tall Look 'em in the face and say I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it I'm the world's greatest I am a giant I am an eagle I am lion Down in the jungle I am a marchin band I am the people I am a helping hand I am a hero You know the ring of life will reign love And the world will notice again Where there is darkness I'll shine a light And builds up a sensual fact in me I'm that star up in the sky I'm that mountain peak up high Hey I made it I'm the world's greatest And I'm that little bit of hope When my backs against the ropes I can feel it.

Movies???? On a weekend????

vacations over.

*sigh* back to reality. back to responsibility.

i hate this feeling of having to fall back on the ground after a fabulous vacation.thank god for daoh. he decided that today we would go for a movie which apparently seemed like a good idea at the time considering the fact that i decided to get out of bed at 3pm today.

*fuck* is there anywhere here in the city where it takes less than 10 minutes to get your tickets for a movie that your probably never even heard of but then you didnt really have a choice? yeah..i know it's a saturday and stuff...but queuing up for almost quarter the time of the movie is a bit too much innit?

so anyways..there was the four of us..and by the time we got to the counter, there was only three tickets left!! i mean, who goes to the movies in odd numbers????? sheeeesh..what now? let's go back to my place and and enjoy the strawberry flavoured shisha and see what happens next?hmm...seem like a good idea, maybe we'll do that. i mean, we can't go shopping right, considering the fact my other half blew his salary on shoes,clothes and sunglasses..

let's go to your place. this place sucks.

i'm still in egypt and it's hundred degrees..

..walk inside the pyramids of giza, one of the seven wonders of the world..
..travelled 700 miles by train across 14 states..
..drove another 800 miles across the bare desert..
..came face to face withwith the mummy of Ramses II the Pharoah who drove Moses to part the Red Sea..
..ride a camel by the beaches of the Red Sea..
..cruise down the River Nile-the longest in the world, for three straight days..
..ride a horse carriage around the town of one of the poorest community in egypt..
..watch the the sun rise from underneath my feet at Mount Sinai..
..swim with the fishes and snorkel at the Red Sea..


Egypt..and a whole lot more that i've experienced here..I thank my lucky stars that i'm very fortunate to have travelled the world.This is not a holiday..its an experience- never ending and full filling..

leaving on a jet plane

its less than 8 hours before i board the plane to cairo egypt. i'm having this mixture of feeling...sad, melancholic,excited and anxious.

its my first time..so i'm not sure what to expect..but one thing i'm sure of. those hairy egyptian man are as horny as an asshole can ever be..i mean..i've worked with a couple of them before but that's another story..

anyways...i feel pretty bad about leaving my better half here by himself. i mean, i know he's gonna be fine and stuff but i just feel bad cause he has never left me all alone...the most we've been without each other is about a week..so this two week trip without him pretty much sucks!!
i feel crummy cause it's his graduation which means a lot to both of us..and i can't even be there..instead i'm on a vacation..how bad a girlfren am i?

hang on..

D writes, pornstar needs job - help

Definitely, I’m one of those, what they call - a late bloomer.

I’m 25 and I have just graduated last August. Eight years of studying, working odd jobs and what do I get? Two diplomas and an award. If I was in medical school, I should have graduated years ago and right now I would probably be a plastic surgeon, 24/7 holding women’s breasts!

So, then – goodbye lala land, hello reality…

I’m working in a company which gives me crumbs and pieces of the bread (yes, they don’t give me EPF and SOCSO) and I’m to death, just envious of my friends. Lots of my friends already success in their career and still their prospects go way up all the way and I’m down here rock bottom… and waiting for my midlife crisis.

Now you’re telling me what to do?

I graduated with two diplomas and an award and yet each time I went for interviews, my qualifications are not as what they have expected. What would they is, “I’m sorry you’re not qualified for this position.”

WHAT THE…?! I’M APPLYING FOR AN EXECUTIVE POST FOR FUCK’S SAKE! NOT AS CEO!

And the next thing you know, they gave me a job as a credit card salesperson. Fuck it, I rather go back to retail and sell women’s lingerie! Yes, you don’t get paid much but the views and the flirts are even better. If you’re lucky, you get lucky… Hehe.

In any case, I’m still trying to look for a job. You guys out there, if you’re reading this – help me out will ya? Hehe.

You idiots, if you’re thinking about “hand jobs” or “blow jobs”, then go fly kite. You’re no better than I am… Well, then…

“WILL WORK TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE – PLUS BENEFITS AND A NEW MERCEDES SLR”